Merkin Collection
All the Merkins, all the fun
Streetwear Merkin
Made for your everyday wear.
Put some jeans on, and you're ready to go!
Pride Merkin
Live your true colours, with a statement piece, of course.
Dark Merkin
If you like a little more grunge
Ginge Minge
COMING SOON
SO WHO ARE WE?
FREE THE MERKIN exists for people who enjoy the obscure, the intelligent and the delightfully unnecessary.
Our shirts aren't designed to appeal to everyone.
They're designed for the people who appreciate a joke hidden in plain sight, a reference that requires a second look, or the simple pleasure of being part of a club that doesn't need a membership card.
Some will get it immediately.
Some never will.
We're comfortable with both.
Because the best jokes were never for everyone anyway.
WHAT ON EARTH IS
Born in 1600s England, the merkin is proof that even centuries ago, people were getting creatively resourceful in the name of looking “just right.”
A delightfully peculiar invention from centuries past, the merkin is a small, wig-like creation designed to add a touch of “natural charm” to the nether of regions.
Practical? Sometimes. Theatrical? Often.
A conversation starter? Always.
Your new favorite inside joke.